SPANISH FOR GRINGOS (Para que los Gringos aprendan
castellano)
There's always
something to learn or to try, many
times you need to say some phrase in Spanish, but you
don't know how to say it, don't worry, your problems
have finished, if your are a gringo and you don't know
speak Spanish, the Smart Gringo will be helpful in
your learning.
For instance,
we took from it some common phrases,
just try and you're gonna see the difference and how
easy is speak Spanish. (leedlo primero en ingles, esta
genial)
- Boy as n r = Voy a cenar = I'm gonna have a dinner
- N L C John = en el sillon = on the armchair
- Be a hope and son = viejo panzon = fat old man
- Who and see
to seek ago = Juancito se cagó = Little
John is a chicken things.
- S toy tree stone = estoy triston = I'm kind a sad.
- Lost trap eat toss = los trapitos = the little rags
- Desk can saw = descanso = (you) rest.
- As say toon as = aceitunas = olives.
- The head the
star mall less stan dough = deje de
estar molestando = stop bugging me.
- See eye = si hay = yes we have
- T n s free o ? = tienes frio = are you cold?
- T N S L P P
B N T S O = Tienes el pipi bien tieso =
you have an erection.
- Tell o boy
ah in cruise tar = Te lo voy a incrustar
= I'm going to insert it in you.
- Tea duck queen?
= ¿Te da cuéééén? = Have you
noticed?
- Bee bal form
is you = Viva el fornicio! = I love
fucking.
- Elf R E = El Fary = (Famous Spanish singer).
-
And I am mum R lah = Anda y a mamarla = Go for it
and suck it.